I've seen the world through the hole in a donut
It wasn't a pretty sight
I've eaten each cruller and muffin and whatnot
I've eaten a pie at midnight.
I've ridden my bike in big circles
I've tried to keep my weight down,
I've failed in these efforts big time
I've eaten my way through this town.
I've come to confess to the masses
I've eaten both my share and theirs
I've eaten so much pie and donuts
I've got to where I need two chairs.